i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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