I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I am midnight drunk by noon
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
