they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
that's an acceptable place to lick
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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