I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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