Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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