i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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