69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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