Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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