"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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