By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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