i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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