I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He better not be in your backpack
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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