If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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