So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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