well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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