Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
only if we run a train.
done.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize
