i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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