The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I want you more than these girls want KFC
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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