I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i believe in u and ur pee
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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