i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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