Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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