I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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