my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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