Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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