why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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