He is an equal opportunity slut.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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