What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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