I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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