u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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