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why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Drake has all the answers
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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