Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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