I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
