the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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