god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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