Need sex. Gaining weight.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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