Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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