i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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