The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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