I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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