That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
