Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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