I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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