would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
either way he was missing a nipple.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Sorry about my life...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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