i wish there were pregnant emoticons
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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