a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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