i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
