Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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