Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
tell me about the fingering
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