physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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We have started to decorate penises.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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