its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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