So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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