I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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