what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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