A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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