wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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